I don't have a fucking clue what Homestuck is, but I stole this anyway.
Karkat Vantas (♋)[ ] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[ ] You hate the color red
[x] you love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS
[x] You like to program computers
[x] You fail at it
[x] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS (HELLAYES)
[x] You don't put up with anyone's bullshit
[ ] you love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic
[ ] you never smile
[ ] you get aggravated easily
[ ] you act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends
[ ] you have problems with relationships
TOTAL: 5
Vriska Serket (♏)[ ] Scorpio is your zodiac sign
[ ] Dark blue is your fav color
[x] you Love to role play
[x] you like spiders
[ ] you like end of the world scenarios such as the zombie Apocalypse, fall out invasion etc
[x] magic 8 balls are cool (I don't actually believe in them being right, but they're still cool.)
[ ] you are very manipulative
[ ] you are a huge bitch
[x] you easily get bored
[ ] you blame your problems on other things, such as "bad luck"
[x] you have an addiction to breaking things (Not on purpose. xD)
[ ] you never clean up after yourself
Total: 5
Tavros Nitram (♉)[ ] Taurus is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is orange and/or brown
[x] you love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES
[/] you love card and role playing games
[ ] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN'T REAL.
[ ] you are too sensitive
[x] you never really "hate" anybody
[x] you like to communicate with wildlife
[x] you have a friendly attitude
[x] you are pretty good at poetry
[ ] you LARP
[x] you some times stutter when you talk
total: 6.5
Terezi Pyrope (♎)[ ] Libra is your zodiac sign
[/] your fav color is red and/or teal (Well, my favorite color is maroon, which is a
dark red...)
[ ] you are more interested in taste and smell then sight
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] you love dragons
[ ] you lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3 (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.)
[x] you love plushies
[x] you love to roleplay
[/] you are a sociopath
[ ] you are almost always grinning
[ ] you take interest in law and justice
[x] you like to draw
[ ] you can be really flirty sometimes
total: 5
Kanaya Maryam (♍)[ ] Virgo is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is jade
[ ] you love fashion
[/] you love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS.
[ ] you love to sew
[x] you love literature
[ ] you have no problem getting into fights
[x] chainsaws are awesome
[/] you like make up
[x] you are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it
[x] you like the taste of blood (... Lololol.)
[ ] getting revenge is always high on your list
total: 5
Aradia Megido (♈)[ ] Aries is your zodiac sign
[x] Maroon is your fav color (HOLY FUCK YES<33333333)
[ ] you inadvertently make frog noises
[ ] 0_0 is your fav emote
[x] you like ARCHEOLOGY
[x] you like to destroy things out of boredom
[ ] you can hear voices that no one else can hear
[x] you used to role play (I still do.)
[ ] you are obsessed with temporal inevitability
[ ] you are a very violent and confrontational person
[x] you're sometimes spooky in appearance (DUDE, I'M TOLD NEARLY INCESSANTLY I LOOK CREEPY. I DON'T TRY.)
[ ] you love talking about depressing things
total: 5
Equius Zahhak (♐)[ ] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is royal blue
[ ] you have a widow's peak
[ ] you sweat a lot
[x] you love being strong
[x] you SUCK AT ARCHERY
[x] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.
[ ] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS
[ ] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.
[/] you like to build things
[ ] you have some pretty strange fetishes
[x] you love playing high stakes games
total: 4.5
Nepeta Leijon (♌)[ ] Leo is you zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is green
[x] you love cats
[/] :3 is your fav emote (One 'o 'em. c
[ ] you are into furrys
[x] you love to draw
[x] you have a heightened sense of smell
[/] you are freaking obsessed with friendly role-playing
[ ] you have a naive view of everything
[ ] you love "OTP" (one true paring)
[ ] you are just too cute
[x] and very playful
total: 5
Sollux Captor (♊)[ ] Gemini is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is yellow
[ ] you speaks with a bit of a lisp
[ ] you are totally sick hacker
[x] you have bi polar mood swings
[/] you are pretty introverted
[ ] you beat yourself up over little things
[ ] you like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing
[ ] you think you are not good enough
[x] you'd rather be technical then use brute force
[ ] you think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia
[ ] your best friend is a dick
total: 2.5
Feferi Peixes (♓)[ ] Pisces is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is magenta
[ ] you love wearing colorful clothing
[/] you love to swim
[/] you get really excited easily
[/] you are very very perky and energetic
[/] you are optimistic and fearless
[x] you are stronger then you look
[x] you love looking after animals
[x] you are very modest
[/] you have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things
[/] you have a slightly rude and insulting side
total: 6
Eridan Ampora (♒)[x] Aquarius is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is purple
[/] you dress flamboyantly
[ ] you have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.
[ ] you have a massive ego
[ ] you love magic and wizards
[ ] you have a genocide complex
[/] you swear like a sailor
[/] you try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you
[ ] you get jealous a lot
[/] you are romantically lost
[ ] you are kind of a tool
total: 3
Gamzee Makara (♑)[ ] Capricorn is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is indigo
[/] you like clowns
[x] you like sweet things
[ ] you like to bake
[x] you are pretty laid back
[ ] you don't like knowing the technology or science behind things
[x] you are impulsive and/or unpredictable
[x] you are silly and eccentric
[ ] you like insane clown posse
[x] you cuss a lot
[ ] you are a stoner
total: 5.5
I gots Tavros Nitram.